Beth & Timothy

Beth & Timothy

Thursday, December 31, 2026
52 Days To Go!
Beth & Timothy

Beth & Timothy

Thursday, December 31, 2026
52 Days To Go!

Can I bring my kids?

Unfortunately not. ADULTS ONLY means no kids. Have a date night! Its NYE!

Is there a registry?

While your presence is a gift in itself, if you choose to do so you can visit our registry at Target or Outside & In. Seriously though, your attendance to the wedding is a gift in itself!

Will there be an open bar?

Yes, but drink responsibly. Free alcohol (free for you not us) is not a personal challenge to see how much alcohol you can drink in one night. Should you choose my wedding to make a complete fool of yourself, you will remain the fool for the next five years as lots of content will be shared. Publicly.

Can I bring a date?

All uninvited guests are required to perform a 3 minute stand up comedy routine. If they are deemed funny according to the bride and groom, they can stay. If they suck, they will be escorted off the premises. Choose your date wisely. You don't want to be that person.

I have something special planned. Can I propose or make a big announcement at your wedding?

I've always dreamed of spending thousands of dollars to throw someone else a surprise engagement party.